I am having issues feeding my kittens. When we first adopted them, our food decision was made exceptionally easy by the Humane Society.
– What do you recommend for food?
– Well, we feed all our kittens Purina Kitten Chow.
– Cool.
And so, for the last several months, the kittens have been fat and happy […]

If the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away, then why doethn’t the Lord taketh away thith terrible lithp?

There are four stages to the human sexual response:
1. Appetitive
2. Excitement
3. Orgasmic
4. Resolution
Otherwise known as:
“I saw — I conquered — I came — I ate a sandwich”