Posted in General on Sunday, July 31, 2005 @ 14:57 est
My mother is a trip.
Today, I am going to a wedding in Chattanooga (TN), which is about two hours away from Atlanta. Since I plan on enjoying myself (read “drinking a lot”), I have had to convince friends and family that I will not be driving back drunk. To the question of where I will […]
Posted in General on Thursday, July 21, 2005 @ 14:37 est
Ok, so it’s not science by any stretch of imagination, but it’s still weird…
Posted in General on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 @ 01:09 est
I made two important observations today.
One — driving with the windows down and your shirt off is simply decadent. Sure you may look like a redneck, and people may give you weird looks (especially if you have the music blasting), but it is simply too much enjoyment out of essentially nothing to pass up.
Two — […]
Posted in General on Friday, July 15, 2005 @ 13:04 est
Wow. This morning, I had an interview for a programming job at some insurance company. It was the worst fucking interview I have ever experienced.
I was interviewed by two men — a young Indian guy that I will call Samir (I assume he is Indian, based on his name and appearance) and a white guy, […]
Posted in Humor on Thursday, July 14, 2005 @ 01:13 est
I got this from Hil
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
- Indubitably
- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
- Specificity
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
- Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
- Nope, no […]
Posted in Personal on Sunday, July 10, 2005 @ 02:09 est
Why is it that when I have a good day, half the goddamn time, I completely disintegrate at night. It is as if I run out of seratonin, or whatever happy-juice keeps me running during the day and just descend into a well of melancholy.
It is uncanny how alone one can feel in a sea […]
Posted in General on Friday, July 8, 2005 @ 11:47 est
Goddamn it! The Man is pissing me off bright and early today.
First, there is my cable company, and if you don’t think of your cable company as The Man, you might want to reconsider. They can tell exactly what you’re doing with your computer at any moment they please. If that does not want […]
Posted in General @ 01:10 est
Recently, while browsing the web and reading semi-random blogs and journals, I stumbled upon a link to a post about poop on Dooce. Reading that post has opened up all kinds of doors for me, because, while I tend to openly discuss topics such as these in my daily life, I have yet to commit […]
Posted in General on Friday, July 1, 2005 @ 01:45 est
So I finally made it out to the DMV today. Three days of coming there and going back because the line was too long did not pay off in the least. I still had to stand in the freakishly long line for close to an hour.
As a reward for all that waiting (and the […]