contacts are great
they're easy to put in
they're easy to wear
they let me see
without glasses hassles
too bad i can't
get them out
mommy, it hurts
to put my fingers in my goddamn fucking eye!
make the torture stop
my eyes feel like i just poured some soap in and rubbed it in. maybe it's because i spent the last 4 hours […]

i think there comes a point in every relationship, when it becomes the appropriate time to progress to a more intimate level. i believe that time is now.
so, i'm sitting on the can. i just woke up from a nap, so i'm still pretty dazed, and thus just kinda staring ahead. then […]

jump number: 2
date: 2004.05.17
place: Atlanta Skydiving Center
aircraft: twin-otter
equipment: tandem rig
exit altitude: 11000 ft
deployment altitude: 4500 ft
freefall time: 40s
maneuver: IAF, level 1
today, i went back to ASC to make another tandem jump. i want to get certified for solo jumping, so i wanted to do instructor-assisted freefall (IAF), level 2 jump. however, my last […]

tonight, i decided to watch a movie that i “borrowed” from a few internet “friends”. the movie, based on a stephen king novel, is called misery. to be honest, the story is so so, but great performances by caan and bates make it worth watching. the problem is that the version of […]

well, now i am officially a university graduate (gots muh diplomah n everythang) and, to be honest, frightened as hell. maybe it's just that i'm exhausted, but i'm quite a bit anxious… it's the aforementioned push toward adulthood, methinks.
the ceremony itself was a huge disappointment. it was way too long and way too […]

as i was leaving for work today (saturday), i noticed a folded blue sheet of mail with my name on it. in the middle of this folded sheet, in nice big letters, i read “JURY SUMMONS”. FUN!, eh? don't get me wrong. i'm not necessarily opposed to “serving” my county/state/country by […]